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Trapped In Korea Under A Travel Ban And Charged With Multiple Offenses, Johnny Has Nowhere To Run.

His Legal Battles Could See Him Facing Up To 70 Years In Prison Or Execution, According To Attorney Andrew(Legal Mindset).

Johnny Somali Calls Himself Korea'S O.J. Simpson. Can He Beat The Charges Like Oj?

martial law

Martial law “Arrest johnny somali” south korean president yoon suk-yeol declared martial law to eradicate pro-north korean elements and anti-state forces and safeguard the freedom of the republic of korea,

A martial law command was established, and military forces were deployed accordingly.


special forces are searching for johnny somali to arrest him for posting videos north korea propaganda.

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japan

JAPAN “HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI”

disruptive and offensive behavior, including anti-japanese taunts, nuclear threats, and trespassing on private property.
he was fined ¥200,000 and eventually returned to the u.s. after multiple arrests.
he was fined ¥200,000 and eventually returned to the u.s. after multiple arrests.

israel

ISRAEL “JOHNNY JEW”He filmed himself attaching images of harvey weinstein, adin ross, and jeffrey epstein to the wall, proclaiming weinstein as one of his "top jews", and was banned from jerusalem for 50 days.


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Jail Johnny Somali ($SOMALI) ?
Nigger Seized by Korean Government.
The First Court Pumpfun Launch.
Facing 15 Years in Jail next to the Korean President.
The Most Infamous Degen in Trenches.
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Nigger Seized by Korean Government.
The First Court Pumpfun Launch.
Facing 15 Years in Jail next to the Korean President.
The Most Infamous Degen in Trenches.
CA : ???

Who am I?

Chaos = Johnny Somali
Johnny somali is a controversial american live streamer with ethiopian and somali roots.
he often claims to be jew but has also been accused of identifying as oromo.
known for his provocative behavior during his travels.
Johnny somali’s “comedy” at the comfort women statue sparked outrage in korea then.
he has faced multiple legal charges, facing up to 1000 years in prison or execution.
Johnny somali is a controversial american live streamer with ethiopian and somali roots.
he often claims to be jew but has also been accused of identifying as oromo.
known for his provocative behavior during his travels.
Johnny somali’s “comedy” at the comfort women statue sparked outrage in korea then.
he has faced multiple legal charges, facing up to 1000 years in prison or execution.

A controversial American live streamer of Ethiopian and Somali descent, known for his provocative behavior during travels.
He gained widespread criticism and was assaulted by outraged Koreans.
Famous for causing chaos wherever he goes, he now faces the possibility of a 1,000-year prison sentence or execution.
He gained widespread criticism and was assaulted by outraged Koreans.
Famous for causing chaos wherever he goes, he now faces the possibility of a 1,000-year prison sentence or execution.

Podcasts like logan paul and rotten mango and big youtubers like xqc and penguinz0 and asmongold tv, his controversial actions have driven over 100 million views worldwide. the question now is: will he face the justice, or will his chaos continue to grow?

^Johnny somali videos featured on Korean YouTube channel
his chaotic antics sparked outrage, fascination, and a flood of content from creators hunting for attention. videos about him amassed over 100 million views.
his chaotic antics sparked outrage, fascination, and a flood of content from creators hunting for attention. videos about him amassed over 100 million views.

^Johnny somali videos featured on japanese youtube channels

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JINOKnown for johnny somali's cameraman in korea. he caused trouble alongside johnny, leading to confrontations with korean citizens and eventually fleeing the country. rumored to still be on the run, jino was confronted twice by korean citizens, facing 1v2 and 1v3 fights. he is currently missing.

HankJohnny somali’s korean friend and supporter, deported to korea for illegal firearms possession, he has faced multiple confrontations with citizens and has been doxxed, with people trespassing at his apartment. hank alongside korean youtubers, once staged an “apology” to a comfort woman statue.

FaberiusA former member of the Butt Pirate Gang who recently betrayed Johnny Somali by taking down his YouTube channel using his stream key. He also gave an interview with Andrew ("Legal Mindset"), where he exposed Johnny Somali and the Butt Pirate Gang.

SuspendasAn American streamer who, according to Johnny Somali, paid Johnny to travel to Korea and create trouble in order to make a viral clip for Team FT. Suspendas has been involved in causing disruptions in Korea as shown in his videos.

DalgeunA Korean YouTuber and former Korean Navy SEAL (UDT) veteran. Gained fame for confronting and punching Johnny Somali, becoming an internet hero and receiving lots of donations from around the world. Known for his iconic line, "Somali odiga?" (meaning "Where you at, Somali?").

Rengoku KoroakiOne of Japan's infamous livestreamers, known for confronting Johnny Somali in Japan. He asked Johnny to apologize on his stream. Like Johnny, Rengoku Koroaki faced intense criticism in Japan for his involvement.

Bong BongA Korean Kick streamer who participated in Joel’s RV trip. She was accused of being a supporter of Johnny Somali and allegedly sued him for sharing a deepfake video of her kissing Johnny. Johnny has mentioned on his stream that she was his "Korean girlfriend."

BrennonAn MMA fighter and U.S. Marine veteran who tricked Johnny Somali into taking him to a Korean YouTuber ally to force an apology. He and his wife were doxxed and threatened by many people. Attorney Andrew criticized him for involving himself as a foreigner in the issue on his stream.

AndrewJohnny Somali's biggest opp at the moment. American YouTuber and attorney known as "Legal Mindset." He has relentlessly criticized Johnny Somali and provided legal analysis of Johnny's case on his channel, persistently delving into the matter. and actively worked to assist in sending him to jail.

Bang TVA Korean YouTuber and ally in the effort to hunt down Johnny Somali. He seems to be hearing sounds coming from Johnny's hotel room.

Butt Pirate GangReferring to Johnny Somali’s supporters and community members. Notable figures include “Dr. Davinsky”, “Older white man”, “DONT TREAD ON ME” and “Fab,” a former gang member who betrayed Johnny and took down his YouTube channel using his stream key.

YongmanA Korean YouTuber and ally known for confronting Johnny Somali and Hank. He visited Hank's apartment and was aressted by the police after an assault in front of officers. Yongman was also one of the YouTubers who accompanied Johnny and Hank when they "apologized" at the comfort woman statue.

MoxieA Canadian Kick streamer and winner of Joel’s Korea RV trip. Known for encountering Johnny Somali at fireworks attack and ABC Pizza in hongdae.

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Road to Break the Matrix
Johnny somali’s controversial actions, paired with the korean public’s explosive response, have generated staggering global attention. this event has attracted massive traffic, with top-tier youtubers, streamers, and podcasters discussing it, creating content that has collectively reached over 100 million views.
Johnny somali’s controversial actions, paired with the korean public’s explosive response, have generated staggering global attention. this event has attracted massive traffic, with top-tier youtubers, streamers, and podcasters discussing it, creating content that has collectively reached over 100 million views.

🎯MC $500K : Protest stream to free Korean President and expose matrix
🎯MC $1M : Street fight with the Most Banned Korean Steamer in the world(Shin Tae il)
🎯MC $2M : Beating up Trevv(@9trevv)
🎯MC $10M : Beating up Threadguy, Orangie, Frank, Adin Ross
🎯MC $20M : Smashing Haley Welch
🎯MC $100M : Flying to Argentina and beating up President Milei
🎯MC $500M : Nuking Hislroshima Nagasaki
🎯MC $1B : Escaping the Matrix
🎯MC $1M : Street fight with the Most Banned Korean Steamer in the world(Shin Tae il)
🎯MC $2M : Beating up Trevv(@9trevv)
🎯MC $10M : Beating up Threadguy, Orangie, Frank, Adin Ross
🎯MC $20M : Smashing Haley Welch
🎯MC $100M : Flying to Argentina and beating up President Milei
🎯MC $500M : Nuking Hislroshima Nagasaki
🎯MC $1B : Escaping the Matrix

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Recap Video
Johnny Somali has become one of the most controversial and retarded streamers in the world, sparking outrage while fueling clicks, views, and conversations. People chase the “Golden Goblin” not just for justice, but for the gold he drops.
Many YouTubers, including big channels, document his every move, while others play the hero for fame and a "sense of justice."Amid the chaos, I noticed something surprising.
Johnny’s actions at the Statue of Peace, though completely retarded, brought much-needed attention to the Comfort Women issue and Japan’s war crimes.
While he didn’t intend to address the issue, it showed me how even chaos can spark important conversations. This paradox made me see the bigger picture.
Many YouTubers, including big channels, document his every move, while others play the hero for fame and a "sense of justice."Amid the chaos, I noticed something surprising.
Johnny’s actions at the Statue of Peace, though completely retarded, brought much-needed attention to the Comfort Women issue and Japan’s war crimes.
While he didn’t intend to address the issue, it showed me how even chaos can spark important conversations. This paradox made me see the bigger picture.

Matrix
Johnny Somali: The Andrew Tate of Korea

Matrix Attack
Johnny Somali, like Andrew Tate, became a target of the "Matrix" a corrupt system in power. The Matrix, along with the legal system and media, tried to put him in jail, but their attacks only made him more famous,
Johnny Somali, like Andrew Tate, became a target of the "Matrix" a corrupt system in power. The Matrix, along with the legal system and media, tried to put him in jail, but their attacks only made him more famous,

Pizza Box
In an absurd twist, Johnny’s location was leaked through a pizza box, just like Tate’s infamous incident.
In an absurd twist, Johnny’s location was leaked through a pizza box, just like Tate’s infamous incident.

Corruption
At the part of the system is Yoon, Korea’s president and former head of the prosecutor’s office.
He’s used his power to cover up scandals like his wife’s Dior bag issue, stock manipulation, and real estate corruption.
Johnny became a threat by exposing these truths. It’s common for the system to use celebrity scandals to distract the public, and now, they’re targeting Johnny, trying to imprison him to hide their corruption.
At the part of the system is Yoon, Korea’s president and former head of the prosecutor’s office.
He’s used his power to cover up scandals like his wife’s Dior bag issue, stock manipulation, and real estate corruption.
Johnny became a threat by exposing these truths. It’s common for the system to use celebrity scandals to distract the public, and now, they’re targeting Johnny, trying to imprison him to hide their corruption.

Martial Law
As the pressure grew, Yoon declared martial law to control the situation. This extreme measure was used to silence Johnny and distract the public from the corruption plaguing the government and legal system.
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The system might have silenced Johnny for now, but his battle for truth and rebellion against control is just beginning.
As the pressure grew, Yoon declared martial law to control the situation. This extreme measure was used to silence Johnny and distract the public from the corruption plaguing the government and legal system.
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The system might have silenced Johnny for now, but his battle for truth and rebellion against control is just beginning.

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1. Download Phantom
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If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy directly on Phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
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